Late one night, a burglar snuck into a house and crept through the living room. Suddenly, a deep voice boomed out:
“Jesus is watching you!”
He froze in fear. Silence followed. He took another step.
Again, the voice warned, “Jesus is watching you!”
Heart pounding, he scanned the room—and spotted a parrot in a cage.
“Was that you?” he asked.
“Yep,” the parrot replied.
Relieved, the burglar chuckled. “What’s your name?”
“Moses,” said the bird.
“Moses? What kind of person names a parrot that?” he laughed.
The parrot smirked, “The same one who named the Rottweiler Jesus.”
And just like that, Moses the parrot became a legend.