Bob, a 65-year-old ultra-wealthy widower, walks into the Country Club accompanied by a breathtaking 25-year-old woman.
Her stunning looks and captivating presence leave everyone silent. She clings to Bob’s arm, hanging on his every word as if he’s the most intriguing man alive.
His friends at the club are stunned. They pull him aside and ask, “Bob, how did you manage to get a girlfriend like that?”
Bob smiles and replies, “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!” His friends are amazed and can’t help but ask, “How did you convince her to marry you?”
With a mischievous grin, Bob leans in and says, “I lied about my age.” They exchange knowing glances. “Oh, so you told her you were 50?”
Bob laughs and answers, “Nope, I told her I was 90.”