A gorgeous woman is seated next to little Johnny on a plane. Suddenly, the flight hits severe turbulence and the plane sharply dives. The captain’s voice crackles over the intercom, “Folks, I’m sorry to say this, but we might not make it out of this one.”
Panic erupts among the passengers—everyone except Johnny. He shyly turns to the woman and says, “I hate to bother you, miss, but if we’re going to die, I’ve never kissed anyone.” The woman is surprised but soon decides to grant his wish, leaning in for a heartfelt kiss. Johnny, thrilled, continues, “Sorry to ask again after such a nice kiss, but if we die, I’ve never felt a bre@st.” Though startled, the woman agrees and lets him explore under her shirt.
After a good while, Johnny says, “You’ve been so kind, but please, before we die, I want to experience a bl0w job.” The woman, now fully on board, begins undoing his belt.
Just then, the plane steadies. As passengers disembark, they thank and congratulate the captain. The woman tells him, “Thank you for saving us.” Johnny yells after them, “Next time, Dad, a little more turbulence, please!”