Two Nuns at 7-11
Two nuns were shopping at 7-11. Passing the beer cooler, one said, “Wouldn’t a cold beer be wonderful on a hot evening?”
The second nun replied, “It would, sister, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable buying it—it might cause a scene.”
“I can handle it,” said the first, picking up a six-pack. At the checkout, the cashier looked surprised.
“We use beer for washing our hair,” the nun explained. “We call it Catholic shampoo.”
Without missing a beat, the cashier reached under the counter, grabbed a package of pretzel sticks, placed it with the beer, and said with a grin: “The curlers are on the house.”