A policeman on his horse says to a little girl on her bike:
“Did Santa get you that?”
“Yes,” she replies.
“Then tell Santa to put a reflector on it next year,” and fines her £5.
The little girl looks at the horse and asks:
“Nice horse — did Santa bring you that too?”
“He sure did,” he laughs.
“And next year — tell Santa the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!”