Three convicts heading to prison are allowed one item each. One brings paints to become an artist behind bars. Another brings cards to play poker and solitaire. The third brings tampons, claiming the box says he can go swimming, horseback riding, and roller-skating—leaving the others stunned.
In another classic prison joke, inmates shout numbers instead of telling jokes because they’ve heard them all before. When a newcomer yells “Number 29,” the cell block erupts in laughter—because no one had ever heard that joke before.
Clean humor, classic prison jokes, and short funny stories that never get old.