A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the bedroom door.
Under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of two!
Panicked, she grabs a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Exhausted, she goes to the kitchen for a drink.
There’s her husband, calmly reading a magazine.
“Hi darling,” he says.
“Your parents came to visit, so I let them stay in our bedroom.”
She froze. “You… what?!”
He shrugs. “Hope you said hello to them.”