An old man bikes to his brother’s house every weekend, always arriving by 2 PM after a two-hour ride. One day, he tries to do it in one hour. Exhausted on a hill, a man in a Corvette offers help by tying the bike to the bumper.
“Just yell beep beep if I’m going too fast,” the driver says.
At an intersection, a Ferrari pulls up. The light turns green—and both cars take off.
Later at the police station, an officer says, “I saw the strangest thing today. A Ferrari and a Corvette flew past me at over 120 mph.”
“So what?” another cop asks.
“Well,” he says, “there was an old guy on a bike behind them yelling beep beep and trying to pass!”