FunnyJokes Bar Tales and Wife’s Radar

A guy drinks at the bar all day, checks the time, and panics.
“1:30 AM?! My wife’s gonna kill me!”

He tries to stand—BAM. Falls.
Orders coffee, waits, tries again—THUD. Even worse.She smiles.
“Funny… the bar called. Your wheelchair’s still there.” 🤦‍♂️😂