In the pristine suburb of Willow Creek lived Cassandra, a glamorous blonde convinced ancient beauty secrets held the key to eternal youth. One afternoon, after reading that Cleopatra bathed in milk to stay beautiful, Cassandra spotted a tiny wrinkle and decided drastic action was needed.
She left a note for her longtime milkman, Arthur, requesting 25 gallons of whole milk. When Arthur read it, he assumed it was a mistake—surely she meant 2.5 gallons. Concerned, he returned later to clarify.
Cassandra answered the door in a silk robe and confirmed the order. She explained she planned to fill her bathtub with milk and soak like Cleopatra to look young again.
Arthur, trying to stay professional, asked, “Do you want it pasteurized?”
Cassandra paused, then replied, “Oh no—just up to my boobs. I still need room to splash it on my eyes.”
Arthur nodded slowly, realizing some misunderstandings run deeper than skin—and headed off to deliver the most unusual order of his career. 😄