A blonde is nine months pregnant and worried she won’t make it to the hospital in time.
She asks her doctor what to do if the baby starts coming.
The doctor says, “Women have been having babies naturally for millions of years. Just assume the same position you were in when you got pregnant.”
The blonde replies,
“Do you mean with my left foot in the glove compartment and my right foot hanging out the window?” 😄
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