Blonde’s Ice Fishing Fail 
A blonde got a fishing rod for her birthday and decided to try ice fishing. She cut a hole in the ice, dropped in her line… and heard a voice: “There are no fish here.”
She moved spots twice, and the voice repeated itself. Finally, she looked up and saw a man:
“How do you know there are no fish?” she asked.
He replied calmly: “This is a hockey rink… and you’ll have to pay for the holes.”