Funny Story: The “Blind Man” Confusion at the Convent
A nun rushed into the bathroom and told Mother Superior, “There’s a blind man here to see you.”Mother Superior shrugged and said, “If he’s blind, it doesn’t matter that I’m in the shower. Send him in!”
So in he walks, and she starts thanking him nonstop for all his hard work at the convent. She keeps talking… and talking… and talking.
Finally, after 10 minutes, he says,
“Ma’am, that’s very kind and all… but you can get dressed now. Where would you like me to hang these window blinds?” 