A woman caught her lover in bed and told him to stand in the corner, rubbed in baby oil and talcum powder, pretending to be a statue.
Her husband walked in:
“Oh, it’s a statue. The Smiths have one, so we got one too.”
At 2 AM, he brought a sandwich and beer to the “statue”:
“I stood like that for two days at the Smiths’ house, and nobody offered me anything!” 😂