The Feisty Patient
An elderly man hated how a nurse constantly talked down to him. One morning, he poured his apple juice into his urine bottle. When the nurse picked it up and said,
“My, we’re a little cloudy today!”
he drank it and replied,
“Maybe I can filter it better this time.”
The nurse fainted.
The Sticky Revenge
A motorcycle patrolman felt something pulling on his chest after surgery. Looking down, he saw three strips of tape reading:
“Get well quick… from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week.”
The Doublemint Dad
A man in the hospital waiting room was told by a nurse he had twins. He said:
“I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company.”
Later, when triplets were announced:
“I work for the 3M Company.”
Another man leaving said:
“I work for 7-UP.”