A man gets pulled over for a broken tail light and expired license. Each time he apologizes, his wife interrupts saying she already warned him. Annoyed, he snaps at her. The officer asks if he always talks like that—she replies, “Only when he’s drunk.”
Another driver goes 25 mph thinking it’s the speed limit—it’s actually the highway number. His passengers look terrified because they just came from highway 150.
A woman argues when told she’ll be ticketed for going over 55—thinking it’s her age, not the speed.
Overall: misunderstandings + spouses making things worse = the joke.