A man finds a wallet with $700. Later, he sees a notice: a rich man lost a wallet and offers $50 reward. When he returns it, the rich man accuses him of taking money, claiming it had $750. They go to court. The judge says if the rich man’s wallet had $750, then this one isn’t his—and since an honest finder wouldn’t return it if he were a thief, the wallet goes to the poor man until the real owner appears.A man gives a beggar $2 daily, then reduces it to $1.50, then $1. When asked why, he says he’s paying for his kids’ college. The beggar replies, “I hope you’re not planning to educate them all at my expense!”