Three bulls hear a new bull is coming to the ranch.
The first says, “I’m not giving up any of my 100 cows.”
The second says, “I earned my 50 cows, and I’m keeping them.”
The third, the smallest, says, “I only have 10 cows, but I’m keeping all of them too.”
Then a massive 4,700-pound bull arrives. The first two bulls quickly decide to share some cows to avoid trouble. But the small bull starts pawing the dirt and acting tough.
The others warn him not to fight.
The small bull says, “He can have all my cows — I just want him to know I’m a bull, not a cow.”
A momma cow has four calves.
One asks, “Why am I named Rose?”
“Because a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The next asks about being named Lily.
“A lily petal fell on your head.”
The third asks why she’s Daisy.
“A daisy petal fell on your head.”
The last calf walks up and says, “Huh ruh buh duh!”
The momma cow replies, “Quiet, Cinderblock!” 😂