JOKE OF THE DAY: Do you fart in bed?
A happily married couple had one problem: the husband’s loud, morning farts that woke his wife and made her gasp for air. She begged him to stop and even suggested a doctor, but he said it was natural.
One Christmas morning, while preparing the turkey, she had a mischievous idea. She filled a bowl with turkey innards and quietly poured it into his sleeping underpants.
Soon came the usual morning trumpet… followed by a blood-curdling scream and frantic footsteps. She laughed until she cried. Twenty minutes later, he came downstairs in blood-stained underpants and admitted, “Honey… you were right all these years. I finally farted my guts out… but with some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got most of them back.”