
I stared at my phone, rereading my mother-in-law’s urgent text: “Meet me. Urgent. Don’t tell David.”
In ten years, she’d never contacted me like this. She was protective of David, always had been. I texted back, “Where and when?”
She replied quickly: “Coffee shop on 5th. 30 minutes.”
At the café, Helen sat straight-backed in the corner. She wasted no time. “David is cheating on you,” she said.
The words hit hard, but I wasn’t surprised. I’d seen the signs: his late nights, guarded phone, sudden obsession with fitness.
“How do you know?” I asked.
“I saw him,” Helen said. “At a restaurant with a woman. He kissed her.”
I connected the dots. Even Jasper, my parrot, had been acting strange around him.
“Why tell me?” I asked.
“Because I raised him better than this, and I won’t let him get away with it,” Helen replied.
“I don’t know what to do,” I admitted.
Helen smiled slyly. “You don’t have to do anything. Just play along. I’ve got a plan.”
That night, David’s mom arrived with suitcases, claiming her apartment had flooded. She’d be staying with us.
The next morning, she took over the kitchen and made David his least favorite food. Each day, she cooked dishes he hated, forcing him to eat them.
By the week’s end, David was visibly agitated, constantly checking his phone. Helen had a plan for that too.
She slipped an AirTag into his work bag to track his “late meetings.” We followed the signal to a fancy restaurant, where David was sitting with a woman. Helen called his phone, and the parrot’s voice blared through the restaurant: “I’M A CHEATER!”
David’s face turned crimson as the whole restaurant stared.
Helen kept pushing, making him uncomfortable with each meal. Finally, it was time for the grand finale: a family dinner.
As everyone gathered, Helen made a shocking announcement: “I caught David cheating, and I’m ashamed of him.”
David pleaded for an explanation, but I stood up and dropped the divorce papers in front of him.
“You can keep your cheating and excuses,” I said. “I’m keeping my dignity.”
Helen had one last surprise: “I’ve updated my will. Teresa and the kids get the house. You, David, get nothing.”
That night, after everyone left, Helen and I sat together, glasses of wine in hand.
“To new beginnings,” she said.
“And unexpected heroes,” I added.
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